Yeaarrrrgh, I need some booty!  Lookin' forward to POTC, but the one I'm really looking forward to seeing at this point is POTGSL.  Pirates of the Great Salt Lake looks HILARIOUS!

Search for their myspace page to see trailers and scenes from the movie.

In days of yore, the best a sailor could hope for would be to have his dentistry and medical issues attended to by the barber surgeon.  The barber surgeon even did the ear piercings for those earrings that pirates supposedly wore so their debts could be paid in the case of an untimely demise.  The barber surgeon's rates were usually very reasonable for this service - about a buck-an-ear.

 Sorry, had to do it.